Apparently, it’s not the done thing to wave £50 notes around with gay abandon, so folk didn’t like it. Not so according to the big man, who was a bit miffed by getting pelters from all angles on social media. Now even the densest of people would be able to make the connection there - it was a reference by Dave to their newfound wealth. You see silly old Dave was pictured waving what appeared to be £50 notes at the Norwich fans it was, without doubt, the worst display of loadsamoney since Charlie Methven paid for his fish and chips down Minchella’s with a Rolex. It’s got me wondering, what is the collective term for a group of Newcastle supporters? A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a twat of Toon fans? A twat of Toon fans in the wild Photo by Mark Leech/Offside/Offside via Getty Images Not drawing attention to yourself in sunny east Anglia.Īs we all know, it’s a club that is famous for being a cabal of loud boorish oafs who you’d cross the street to avoid as they’re on their way - tanked up on Newcy Broon, or sphincter kryptonite - to the match.
Really should have just kept on going to them games at Craik Park in Morpeth, mate. So who’s bollocked it up this week then? ’ll tell you who - it’s Northumberland’s finest Dave Dixon. Newcastle United support - the collective gift that just give give gives, while we take take take the piss - and we’re the ones in f*cking League One! I’m laughing before I’ve even started writing this.
